Free Desktop Background!

As part of an attempt to get the website out there a little more, I’m going to give away a shiny desktop background version of my School of Ice and Fire design. Download it below…


Attack of The 50ft Snail!

Welcome to the shiny new website of The 50ft Snail, leaving a trail of slime and destruction in its wake.

Scream at the sight of the tee designs page!

Wail at the Wednesday Workout!

Cower as the Contact page lumbers into view!

You will NOT believe your eyes!

In glorious technicolour.